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Funny Votes of Thanks: The Funny Speech Ever Given

Welcome to another edition of Bodjetstar Comedy House (BCH), where you find short funny stories, hilarious Nigerian stories worth sharing and all other jokes to entertain you.


The funny story for today is about a funny votes of thanks given by a groom. This is a funny speech ever given in a party. Read and enjoy!

It was a glorious day when Mr. Kasali took his wife to the alter after several years of being a bachelor. Well, I didn’t know his age, but he looked matured.

Let me quickly gist you what happened during the votes of thanks which was given by Mr. Kasali. Though it was the funniest moment, but I pray for the singles reading this that you will not experience what he experienced in Jesus name.

What really happened?

At the wedding reception, the groom, Mr. Kasali, was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with:

“First of all, I thank the Almighty God for creating my wife because she’s wonderfully made for me. I also appreciate my pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.

“Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.”

He faced his boss direction, “I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for my wedding suit.

“Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf. May you never lack.

“Also to my brother’s wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown and to my sister for lending her shoes to my wife.

“Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it.

“Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help in feeding you
all. For those who were served food good luck and for those who didn’t get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication.”

The man continued his speech, “Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to entertain us all here, today.
“Hmmn! also not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me. You believe that I have a brighter future.

“Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage. They know that am growing older everyday.

“The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to cook and dance. I know as time goes on she will improve.

“To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with fanta and cocacola drinks. God will give you your own partner.

“Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman.

“Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don’t experience what I suffered for this wedding.”

I will like you to give this new couple words of advice.

Join me next time for another edition of your favourite hilarious segment, Bodjetstar Comedy House.

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About Bodjetstar

I am Adediya Olabode D. aka Bodjetstar, Founder/Editor of CHANNEL OF VIRTUE, a family and parenting blog created to raise and nurture Godly homes.

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